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stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*

1997 v/s 2013

(via haii-tis-adam)

karla-world:

awww

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

palverk:
wtf

toxicimagination:

Just watched this movie <3

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

brodave:

malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese

the-absolute-best-gifs:

dont fuck with a crazy man in a box

X

(Source: iraffiruse, via jt-hohmann9)

the-absolute-best-gifs:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

#it’s been ten years #but i’ll be damned if any of you say this isn’t the most swagtastic entrance #that you have ever seen #in your goddamn life

laughingstation:

I am now a fan of whatever sport this is

(Source: fedorathexplorer, via waffles-thebatboy)

m4ngos:

c: